I found, again, something retarded

Kinja'd!!! "Goshen, formerly Darkcode" (thedarkestofallcodes)
09/16/2013 at 11:09 • Filed to: None

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But this time, it's car related. It's called !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . If you want to be explained how a Mitsubishi Eclipse 2.4 trumps a Mustang GT 5.0, a base model pony car of 1968 is less equipped than a high quality luxury sedan of 1966, and several million other retarded facts related to Japanese car supremacism, you won the lottery.


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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
09/16/2013 at 11:12

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I wish I had a smartphone or digital camera back in 2001.

I worked for a Mits dealer and we had a customer that brought in a 3rd gen Eclipse (the shit one) that had stickers all over it, the best of which was on the bumper:

"THREE DIAMONDS ARE FASTER THAN FIVE LITERS"

I still lol thinking about it all these years later.